July 4, 2019

Subconscious Surfer

“If we sleep together, will it destroy you?” Legit question. Probably easier to formulate a response if you cease tweaking my nipple and kissing me with that mouth of yours. Of COURSE the answer is no. I will not be destroyed. I have lived a whole life without you and your penis (medium sized, as you have mentioned a few times. I’m sure it’s wonderful.) I really appreciate you asking me this question though, I know you care about me as a whole and complete person. As I type this, you’ve sent me a text letting me know about speed cameras in my neighbourhood as if demonstrating that my broader…